I and I got the biggest shit eatin’ grin right a few minutes ago when I turned around and put one out..
What can I tell you? The last few days have been dull and mundane. I went for a drive around the city to see what was happening and drove down the Paseo around 50th street. Me and and a couple homies went to the store, nothing unusual about that. Anyways I don’t know what to write about but my life right now. Let it be your companion as you go on this journey of reading the Zdong, LLC Super Dimensional Multimedia Blog.
My pussy-cat heard me gently clicking away on my Acer circa 2006 USB keybard and then I remembered Robek’s World picture of themself with a missing tooth. Hey, they say that’s lucky 😉 Fucking got dog hair all over my shirt from Ozzy, one of our little japanese chin. MY CHIEN. YOU GOT IT? NOT YOURS! MEIN! Okay, I can share. They can be OUR CHEN. I won’t have to use Wi-Fi radar to change the BSSID myself, will I? I hope not. You are quite capapble of changing it for me. I am your Lord. I don’t ask much but dude, I’m Lord ZDONg. This is my realm and I can’t do it all by myself. Actually, it’s pretty funny that software exists. I love it! You can do a
$ vi /etc/bin/wifiradar and view the source code. I'm rewriting a little bit of it right now and currently in a debug state at like 2088 and whatever a few others what do the line numbers matter. I goes past 3000 lines though at least as far as I've gotten into it and it's nice. Lot's of commentation though (which may add to it's length and inflate the numbers a bit, but hey I guess every character counts so don't dismiss it that easy because it's a powerful tool that should be used with responsibility)
Okay, you guys want to talk about real life or hacking? I showed this chick that I could change a mac address theoretically and she got wet and said something along the lines, “if that’s what you do than I’m turned the fuck even more on” and sat closer to me… That’s neither here nor there. I don’t think she’s going to write back or not because I think she lost my number. Lord ZDONg is not on facebook or twitter or anything like that so she can’t find me like that and it was nice to make her acquaintance. She’s great! You got to say what’s up to the Bulldogs too down on 9th Street keepin it real. Yo I was sayin keep everyone safe and friendly just like everyone in America seems to be doing, at least where I am at. The community is large, busy and relentless. I’m looking for work in data entry in an entry level position and staying up on my meds and a daily routine to keep Samsara rolling.
So here we are just journeying through the sky. Through the huge universe our sun guides our Solar System through the heavens close and close to Andromeda. What is Andromeda you may ask yourself. I know I’ve heard the word Andromeda somewhere. Be mind you that this is a work of Scientific Dramatization and so is my entire fucking life. It’s the strangest thing. A little blue creature that I only know as the Hieroglyphic Being “Cellular” has come out of the computers and phones at me. It’s the strangest thing. And I’m sorry Cellular that I didn’t really realize it until just this second. Cellular is the reason that my background it my text editor is this deep blue of hue. This color I believe is relate to the God of the Sea from the Days of Atlantis.
So what does Atlantis have to do with Andromeda? I guess we’ll find out someday. Later, may you have a restful and delightful weekend. Your weekend warrior, ZDONg. One Love!